Rules of a nerd off/ Example

Hello Everyone, If you'r reading this you would like to know how to have a nerd off so heres some guidlines and rules

- Everything u say is completely False

-  Ya gotta FEEL the nerdness

- you cant do it alone peeps

- Its Funnn ;D

ok so heres what ya do, you act really nerdy and make nerdy statements that all start with IM SO NERDY

heres an example nerd off

Me- HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IM THE NERDIEST PERSON IN THE SCHOOL

Mariah- WELL IM THE NERDIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

Me- WELL I MTHE NERDIEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE

Mariah- Well im so nerdy you should see me cheerlead it isnt pretty

Me- Well you should see ME rap it goes like this

yo yo uhh MEH PANTS they need to be down, no up, no down, up down up down AAAH

mariah- well im so nerdy  i had JT take off his shirt and liked it!

Me- well im so nerdy i had mungo take off his shirt

mariah- dude why must u get mungo into this

me- gah idc fuck it lets continue

Mariah- fine

Me- Yes, so where was I, ah yes, IM SO NERDY I LIVE IN FREDS AFRO

Mariah- WELL IM SO NERDY I LIVE IN CONNERS AFRO

Me- BUT HIS FRO IS PITIFUL AND NOT POOFY

Mariah- oh , WELL IM SO NERDY I LIVE IN FREDS BELLYBUTTON

me- Dude what the FUCK FRED AINT FAT

Mariah- i know it gives me less room so my knees go up to my chest and i can pick my toes

Me- You officially win dude

THAT IS HOW A NERD OFF IS THIS ONE WAS SHORTENED

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