Merry Christmas
And I felt the House shudder as he made his way into the mini-mansion,
As i stepped in the puddle from his big black leather boots
And I saw him trip his way to get his billionth treat
As he pulled the beer out of the fridge and passed out on the large brown leather sofa,
I saw...the man i'm supposed to call step-father.
Imissyoudaddy, come home for christmas. please, take me with you to africa...get me outta this misery.