Ranting [[yet again]]

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all these people absolutely love taylor swift, but im not seeing the appeal. she's just another person writing crappy little love songs and about how she wants this guy but he wants a different girl. Really? get some originality. besides i think its kinda shitty to outright tell people that your song about a jackass ex boyfriend is about a single person. the correct responce would be some where along the lines of "i had a bad relationship in the past and this was my way of getting over it" instead of flat out telling everyone "oh its about Joe Jonas" its like really? wth thats totally bitchy. and did anyone else realise she really can't dance? xD she looks like a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man and its like the funniest thing ever. Why do people make out in like, broad public? Like high school is one thing, but like in the middle of fairs and malls its like wth? are you really so "in love" that you need to devour your partners face in public places? You might be happy, but the rest of us walking past really have to suffer. Especially in one of you is like, old and wrinkly. Then its like watching some one make out with their dad and its gag inducing. I don't mind that your other is 20 years older than you, i just don't want to see the two of you playing tonsil hocky infront of the gamestop or in the food court where im trying to eat. Why is it so much more expensive to take care of a pet than to take care of a human? i could take my dog to the vet today for a splinter and have to take out a second mortgage on my house, sell all my worldly possesions, and give them an arm and half my leg to get it out, when i'd have to be going in to get my spleen removed before racking up a cost equivalent to a cost as great as that. Whats with the world and dresscodes? why can't i just wear whatever the fuck i want? why do i have to have my shirt tucked in a this place, but not at this place, and this place I have to have a color and I'm not aloud to wear jeans, but here i can wear a t shirt as long as im not wearing jeans. wth? I want to wear whatever i want to wear, no stipulations. fuck your dress code, fuck your workplace, and fuck your society for trying to supress freedom and creativity. yeah..i went there. what now?

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at this point, i'm pretty sure i was born to rant. maybe i should make a twitter, those things are utterly fucking useless if not just to rant. i'd like to get famous off twitter by telling people things they really didn't want to know. "had a dream about killing babies....again" or "had to take a huge dump but it just wouldn't budge." attractive right? i'd be a hit. how come when people get into fights they insult one of two things immeadiately; looks or family? like wtf is the effectiveness in a yo mama joke? they're fucking lame. "bitch your mama's so ugly ____" oh yeah? well i'm not my mama so wth do i care? and the looks thing? hello...only superficial ass holes are going to get their panties in a twist over stupid shit like that. you know who has some perminant sand stuck in her vagina? KaraLarrisaR. chicks is a total bitch. she has nothing better to do in her life besides go around accusing people of being a fake. you know what that means kids? yup thats right. KaraLarissaR is a fake. why do i say this? statistically speaking, you are whatever you hate the most. I hate liars and bitches....guess what i am? One of my best friends hates dramatic people...guess what she is? KaraLarrisaR hates fakes...guess what she is? don't believe me, google it. There's a list of all her real accounts. You've all been taken in under her sham. sucks. Anywho. I wanna see a backwards rainbow, with violet on the outside. VIB G YOR. it'd be beautiful, magical, and a wonderfully rare experience. What would you do if i cut off just one nostril? would you still talk to me? be my friend? or would you call me a freak and run away? I love how people start crying to me like i'm suposed to care...just random people. they're like "oh you don't know what i've been through" like i give a fuck? if im already yelling at you, i obviously have a reason, and it has nothing to do with what you've been through. Hell bitch, you don't know what i've been through. Its not as bad as some people, but i bet you pussy ass couldn't walk a day in my shoes. I think people that want the world to clean up after them are funny. No where in my life have i signed a certificate stating that i pledge my life to being a maid, there fore, i clean up after no one's messes. i have enough of my own ty. some people like dogs better, some people like cats better, i really have no preference. show me and animal that can scoop its own poop and that my friend, that is my preference. cause i've discovered cleaning a litter box is a lot like going on a bad archeological dig. you dig for what feels like hours only to find pieces of petrified shit. I'm sick as a fkin dog right now...so i'm going back to sleep.

peace<3

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